overheard at my house

"honey, which one is the oven?"

yelled up the stairs by someone who shall remain nameless, because i have been threatened (with what?) that i should not post this, but it was so funny that i am going to anyways. please note that said unnamed quotee has many, many talents and skills, just not those of the culinary persuasion. which is fine by me, because i have many talents and skills also but am also severely lacking in certain areas (most notably, anything relating to plants).